The Royal Guard leaves east.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16228
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16231
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16234
You impale the fat child's left arm on your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16237
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16240
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16243
You impale the fat child's back on your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16246
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16249
You pierce the fat child's left foot with your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
The fat child exclaims: Leave me alone, you uncivilized scum!
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16252
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16255
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16258
You impale the fat child's back on your epee.
The fat child kicks out at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops
in and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16261
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
You impale the fat child's left foot on your epee.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16264
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16267
You impale the fat child's chest on your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16270
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16273
You perforate the fat child's chest with your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16276
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16279
You thrust at the fat child with your epee but he dodges out of the way.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16282
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
A Royal Guard arrives from the east.
The Royal Guard grabs the fat child and you by the scruffs of your necks and
gives you both a vigorous shaking.
The Royal Guard firmly exclaims: 'Ere now, none of that!
You thrust at the fat child with your epee but he dodges out of the way.
The Royal Guard scolds the fat child and you.
The Royal Guard educates the fat child and you about the Pointlessness of
Violence, Youthful Excess and Getting Along With Others at great, reproachful
and paternal length.
The Royal Guard pats the fat child and you on the head.
The Royal Guard benevolently says: Run along now, there's good chaps.
The proud black duck frolics all around proudly.
The Royal Guard gazes around for troublemakers.
The Royal Guard gazes around for troublemakers.
A tinkling jester arrives from the east.
The fat child says: Sometimes I wish I could play with the other children, but
     my mother says I shouldn't mix up with the rabble.
The fat child gives you a look of contempt.
The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing three quarter
moon.
There are many trees scattered here, not big trees and not particularly close
together, but enough to block the noise and sight of most of the park. 
However, to the north stretches a beautiful white bridge, although the posts on
this side are twined with ivy.  Over the bridge and through the trees you can
just see the white tower in the middle of the island.
It is a very cold secundus autumn's night with almost no wind and medium cloud
cover.
There are six obvious exits: west, north, east, south, southeast and southwest.
A tinkling jester, a Royal Guard, a proud black duck and a fat child are
standing here.
The proud black duck waddles around proudly.
The Royal Guard leaves east.
The tinkling jester leaves south.
The proud black duck struts proudly around the room.
Cannot find epee in any scabbard in your inventory.
You prepare to attack a fat child.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16468
You impale the fat child's head on your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16471
The fat child kicks out at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops
in and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16474
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16477
You impale the fat child's right arm on your epee.
The fat child punches at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops in
and absorbs all of the blow.
Hp: 1155 (1155) Gp: 254 (254) Xp: 16480
The fat child kicks out at you but your floating Ephebian round shield swoops
in and absorbs all of the blow.